The Christmas season is upon us, and it's time to make a list of what to get for the famous and infamous. Even those who seemingly have everything one could possibly want are in need of something. In no particular order, my 2018 list:
World Leaders:
Vladimir Putin, a human soul.
Donald Trump, a year's supply of antipsychotic drugs.
Kim Jong Un, a new barber.
Political types:
Betsy DeVos, Secretary of Education, a case of Smart Water.Lindsey Graham, Putin sycophant, a set of Russian nesting eggs.
Rudy Guliani, a dictionary with the definition of truth.
Ohio senator, Rob Portman, a spine implant.
Paul Manafort, a "Get Out of Jail" card.
Robert Mueller, a "Witch Hunter" cap.
Donald Trump, a witch's hat.
Newsmakers:
Parkland shooting survivors: sensible gun legislation.
Meghan Markle, peace among the Royals.
Baron Trump, an anchor baby certificate.
Melanie Trump, lessons on how to smile.
Ivanka Trump, a few more Chinese patents.
Athletes:Hue Jackson, a permanent home (retirement home) in Cincinnati.
Aaron Rodgers, a new Green Bay Packer team.
Phil Mikelson, a new book, "Putting a Moving Ball"
Justify, triple crown winner, a giant vault to hold his stud fees.
Serena Williams, a certificate for an anger management class.
As for the rest of you, refurbished chia pets and a "Merry Christmas."
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