What Upsets Kasich: Top 10

Ohio Governor John Kasich
"Don't Cry John, That's Boehner's Thing" 

One might think that the Gov is upset that Ohio is facing  an $8 billion dollar budget deficit and that Ohioans continue to face high unemployment rates, but these are the top 10 things that really tick him off:

1. A majority of voters wanted someone else for governor of Ohio in the November election.
2. The " bus"  he vowed to run us over with has a flat tire.
3. He was unable to change Martin Luther King Day to March 17th.
4. Although he tried, he could not have a "secret inauguration."
5. The governor's mansion was not good enough for him and his family.
6. He learned that twelve per cent of Ohio's population is black.
7. He can't repeal the Ohio Constitution and become King.
8. The money in Ohio pension funds cannot be used to revive his defunct Lehman Brothers.
9. He cannot give Ohio State Parks to BP to convert to oil-drilling fields.
10. Ohio's deficit can't be blamed on its public employees as he claims.