Sometimes a good song title captures the spirit, and sometimes a bad song title speaks the truth. Since I was unable to think of any good titles, I am sharing "The Top Forty" bad song titles. Perhaps some actually speak the truth.
The titles appear in no particular order; for how can one impose order on the ridiculous?
Purposeful Ignorance by the Creationists
Send in the Clowns by the Tea Party
Nothing Pays Like Lobbying Congress by The K Street Boys
Have to Love the GOP, They Let us Write our Own Regs by The Exxon Frackers
I Love Firing the Maid by Mitt Romney and the Job Killers
Elected Offices Available to the Highest Bidders by the John Roberts Quintet
It's Good to be Filthy Rich by Mitt Romney and the One Percent
You Betcha, We Love Guns and Money by Sarah Palin and Clan
I Can't Dump Trump by Mitt Romney and the Desperados
Frack, Baby, Frack! by John Kasich and the Lemmings
Males Were Made to Rule by Benedict's Bishops
The Audacity of Obstructionists by Barack Obama
Show Me the Way Home by George W. Bush and the Neocons
Keep 'em From Voting by Rick Scott and the Exclusionists
Can't Stop Loving You Evangelicals, You're So Easy by Karl Rove and the Panderers
Who Told the Nuns They Have God-given Rights? by The Hierarchicals
Damn the Butler! He Revealed our Financial Shenanigans by the Vatican Bankers
We Were Just Kidding About Wanting Your "Tired and Poor" by The Mitch McConnell Quartet
Ohio is For Sale to the Highest Bidder or Best-Connected by Kasich and the Kochs
What Happened to Abe, Teddy, and Ike? by the Real Republicans
Another Day, Closed Another Factory by Mitt and the Bain Boys
Mamie, Please Tell Me I Didn't Choose Nixon by Dwight Eisenhower
Doesn't Everyone Have a Car Elevator in their Garage? by Richie Romney
Please Don't Make Me Cry Again, About Nothing! by Speaker John Boehner
It's All About Rhythm by Cardinal Nolan and the Rhythmettes
If It's Not White, It's Not Right by the Tea Party and Skinhead Alliance
Women's Role in Life is to Reproduce by Rick Santorum and The Otherwise Confused
Global warming Is a Myth by The Science Deniers
Money is Democracy by the Roberts' Supreme Court Faction
The Holy Spirit Never Showed Up at Vatican II by the Catholic Revisionists
We Need That Damn Berlin Wall in Arizona by Governor Jan Brewer
God Helps the Priveleged by the Stinking Wealthy
Where's My Etch-a Sketch? I Have to Change My Position Again." by Mitt and the Flip-Floppers
Science Sucks! by the Flat Earth Society
Damn, I Thought Democracy Was Free by the No-Taxers
Mommy, May I have Some More Pink Slime? by the Beef Boys
My Ancestors Worked Hard for My Money by The Inherited
What Did He Expect Wearing a Hoodie? by the Vigilantes
Who's Afraid of a Little Flammable Drinking Water? by the Koch Bros.
We're All For Women Suffrage, If They Suffer In Silence by Catholic Bishops
This list is far from complete. If you would like to add a title, please do so in the "comments."
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